If I'm going to have the skin of a 15-year-old, is it too much to ask for the body of one, too? I don't enjoy looking like I've had the chicken pox when it was really just hormones or stress or too much chocolate. (Ironically, the first two lead to the other.)
Seriously. I trimmed my bangs to cover my entire forehead instead of being swoopy because it was THAT. BAD.
Why does February only have 28 days? 7 months with 31 days, 4 with 30, and 1 with 28. Doesn't make sense to me. It also sucks for bi-monthly paychecks. You wouldn't think it would matter that much, but the extra 4 days totally sucked my pantry and refrigerator dry.
Why does teething give babies diarrhea?
Why did Glee get so bad this season? Why didn't they just stick with what everyone loved?
WHY DOES THE HULK STILL HAVE POTTY "ACCIDENTS?" He is almost 5 and still would rather mess his pants that stop watching TV or playing outside. And it is making me crazy. I remove video/computer game priviledges. I've taken away toys. Candy. I've flicked water in his face. I've swatted his bottom. What more should I do? WHY ISN'T HE POTTY-TRAINED??!??
Who decides when Easter is? The moon? The Pope? The International Calendar Committee? Why can't we just commit to the second Sunday in April? I don't like that it's so late this year. Means Easter candy is out for a LONG time.
Do they put heroin in Cadbury mini eggs? I've checked the label and I don't see it listed as an ingredient, but I'm pretty sure it's in there. The things are dangerously addictive.
What kind of person goes to a movie not knowing a lick about it? I guess I don't need the void to answer that question. I know the answer: THIS KIND. (I'm pointing to myself.) Superman and I went to "Sucker Punch" on a friend's recommendation. (The friend babysat for free so we could go and we're not going to turn that kind of offer down. ) All I'll say is that I feel like I actually was sucker punched after seeing the movie. I think I'm going to talk about it more at Blog The Day Away.
And my last question: When are botanists going to come up with a money tree? 'Cuz I would like to buy one.