The truth is....
... I just caught the Hulk pooping in the pool in our front yard.
... The Hulk woke up soaking wet last night.
... That child might need some more potty-motivators. (In his defense, his tummy has been a little rumbly the last few days.)
... I got less than 5 hours of sleep last night.
... I've taken Excedrin migraine every morning for the past week.
... The purchase of our new home might fall through the day of closing.
... Our loan officer hasn't done a great job processing our home loan.
... The stress from this last month might actually give me a heart attack. Or at least a few gray hairs.
... I cried during "What Would You Do?" last night.
... I was skinnier 2 mos. postpartum than I am now.
... I hope to have a gym membership someday.
... Being a grown-up really, really, really sucks sometimes.