I took this picture Saturday night after reading this hilarious post by my new friend Rachelle. But I'm using it to prove to you that my contact is not in my eye. I would have serious sticking problems after just one night's sleep in them. I even squirted in solution and kept poking myself in the eye, making sure the contact wasn't in there.IT'S NOT. They're GONE. GONE, I tell you!!!!
I took a few pics of myself in my sexy 7th grade glasses, but just couldn't bring myself to post them. I have this weird thing where I like to look at least half decent in my pictures, and it's just not possible with these things on my face. So you'll have to remain forever in suspense.
The next proof I have for you is that my son is growing up and learning to utilize the latrine. That's right, he's peeing on the frog, as we like to call it around here.
This is actually him number two-ing on the frog. TMI? I just never know with these things. Major accomplishments in the aMAYzing household can easily translate into inappropriate for a everyone else. But I just had to record this for posterity. Or future girlfriends. Whichever comes first. Actually, girlfriends had BETTER come before posterity!!!
And because all children are created equal, a pic of Spiderman in his after-bath attire. (As you can see, I chose the superhero theme with good reason.)
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I'm sorry. I have actually lost contacts in my eyes before. ALthough, you would probably notice because it isn't a very comfortable situation.
Both of those pictures of your kids are so cute!
I remember how sexy my glasses were in 7th grade. Yikes. I wonder whose were better - yours or mine?
The look on the Hulk's face is priceless! I would haved guessed #2based on just that. LOL!
That is just so freaky about your contacts!!
Yay for the Hulk!!! Keep up the good work.
I thought I lost my contact in my eye before too! Hulk looks mortified! LOL
I could never bring my kids to go potty on one of those things. I always had one of those seats that go over the big camode because
for me to clean out the pot or pail of them peeing or poohing in another thing is enough to make me gag and keep them in diapers FOREVER!
So, we always had a potty seat that fit over the big potty. I bow at your feet for being able to do potty train that way.
I am always having my contact slip. BUMMER.
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you have beautiful eyes!
ha ha!
he looks constipated!!!! i can almost hear him straining!!!
Thanks Alyssa for that blog you referred me to! I LOVED it. I hadn't run across it yet, but it is definitely one of my favorites now. Thank you!
Your boys are so dang cute. Sorry about the missing contact. Ugg.
Eric doesn't look like his is having alot of fun!! Love the Superman bath towel though! I want one!!
you are so funny!!!!!!!!!!! i like your eye picture much better than my eye picture...haha. and i say doing a #2 on the frog is not TMI, it is major blackmail for him when he gets older. You are the cutest! hope you find your contact...it's a mystery!
Hulk is going to kill you when he gets older. :>
Scott and I got a good laugh from your potty training pic - he does not look happy to be there! Back to the missing contact.. you've got 2 sneaky little boys, could they be the culprits?
Before I got Lasik I used to wear Gas Permeable contacts. Ocassionaly they would get lost up behind my eyelids and hurts like the dickens!! So glad that's overwith.
p.s. I have a similar pic of Peter on the potty. It'll come in handy later to use as leverage when they're obnoxious teenagers.
I feel so close to you right now. Here we are in different states, both pleading with little boys to poo in a frog. I have pictures at my blog, too.
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