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Wonder Woman: So the famous Sue is doing a Very Funny Friday again today.Superman: You want me to write something for you? I'm a funny guy.
WW: Yes, you're very funny. Now shut up.
Now for the real story:
(laying in bed)
WW: Oh. I am so tired. I am so glad this day is over.
S: Me, too. I'm wiped out. *starts to fall asleep*
WW: And it's not like I did anything today. Why is staying home with kids so exhausting?
S: Hmm? I don't know. *starts falling asleep again*
WW: Oh, did I tell you what Spiderman said today? He starting saying he was scared of spiders. It's so funny. He acts like he's scared and covers up with his blanket, trying to hide from the spiders.
S: no repsonse
WW: (louder) Hey, isn't that funny, Superman? Him thinking he's scared of spiders?
S: Spiders huh? *goes back to sleeping*
WW: I thought he was serious for a little bit, like your fear of snakes. You know what my biggest fear is?
S: *Wakes up* .......no........
WW: My biggest fear is you dying and I'd have to be in the world without you. I know we'll be together in heaven but...still that would suck. What are most afraid of? I mean, I know you're scared of snakes, but what are you really afraid of?
S: (takes a deep breath and say in a voice full of fear) I'm scared, so scared ...........that you're never going to shut up.
25 comments:
I hope you punched him hard in the arm for that one! Funny!
Very funny. And I wish I could say I didn't see that punchline coming.
(I've almost completely given up on conversing with my husband if he's lying down.)
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(Like the new look here!)
I've also learned you shouldn't ask your husband about how he feels about his circumcision when he's half asleep.
Very funny!
Funny...I am sure that is the way my hubby feels about me sometimes. I fall asleep SO fast!
Love it wonder woman. Husbands.
lol I hope you punched him in the arm.
I can't stop laughing...
This sounds exACTly like our evening conversations!
Aw dang! He should be hit!!! But your fear is my biggest fear for my husband as well ;-/
Haa Haa! I think that is every mans biggest fear!
You know, maybe I just don't know him that well, but I just can't see him saying that. That is pretty funny.
Ha ha ha! I literally laughed out loud over that one, just because it's like you were living in my head. What is it w/ guys and always falling asleep so dang fast? :)
Ha ha ha.... Dave gets so grumpy when he's tired. He does his best to humor me when I'm in the mood for pillow talk, but there's a point when I have to accept that he's not going to participate.
Oh, that is hilarious. Hahaha!!
My hubby sometimes fears the same thing. Me not stopping talking that is, not spiders.
I can't add anything to that...so true and very funny. I have heard similar responses. They just don't understand I NEED TO TALK...NOW.
I am just rolling over here! You are just too funny!!!
Sounds like my house.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That is precisely why I had to start blogging! Hubby couldn't stand my late night drivel when he was trying to sleep. I had to find someone else to listen to it!
too funny!
Husbands are the sweetest.
Haha, that was funny, alyssa. totally made my day. haha.:D
I'm new to your blog and I have REALLY enjoyed reading what you have here! That conversation was so dang funny. I look forward to following you.
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