Superman: You want me to write something for you? I'm a funny guy.
WW: Yes, you're very funny. Now shut up.
Now for the real story:
(laying in bed)
WW: Oh. I am so tired. I am so glad this day is over.
S: Me, too. I'm wiped out. *starts to fall asleep*
WW: And it's not like I did anything today. Why is staying home with kids so exhausting?
S: Hmm? I don't know. *starts falling asleep again*
WW: Oh, did I tell you what Spiderman said today? He starting saying he was scared of spiders. It's so funny. He acts like he's scared and covers up with his blanket, trying to hide from the spiders.
S: no repsonse
WW: (louder) Hey, isn't that funny, Superman? Him thinking he's scared of spiders?
S: Spiders huh? *goes back to sleeping*
WW: I thought he was serious for a little bit, like your fear of snakes. You know what my biggest fear is?
S: *Wakes up* .......no........
WW: My biggest fear is you dying and I'd have to be in the world without you. I know we'll be together in heaven but...still that would suck. What are most afraid of? I mean, I know you're scared of snakes, but what are you really afraid of?
S: (takes a deep breath and say in a voice full of fear) I'm scared, so scared ...........that you're never going to shut up.